The 'Love' Letter

I received this letter when I got home from work today. I haven't stopped laughing since. I originally thought that this was a letter from a friend in the building, wishing me a Happy Holiday or something of that nature. I found out quickly just how wrong I was....



My friend Ray was trying to give me an explaination as to why I would be the only person he knows who would receive such a letter.

"If this had been me or anyone else making this noise they probably would not have been given such a letter," he says. "The only reason you were given this letter is because you're DJ Wendy Law and you can handle this shit."

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, I guess it doesn't really matter. What matters is that this letter has been the highlight of my month! Just goes to show my lack of purpose or meaning lately. But I'm working on it!